Orange Men Can't Dance | Dave Bautista Roast

Get ready to bust a gut as Trump's WILDEST moments get the roasting of a lifetime! From umbrella fails to questionable dance moves, this comedy roast pulls no punches – because, honestly, Trump left us with way too much material.


The Umbrella Incident: Rocket Science? Nah, Trump Science! ๐ŸŒ‚


We’ve all seen it. Trump vs. Umbrella – the showdown on Air Force One. It’s not just a struggle, it’s a saga! One comedian nailed it, saying, “He looked like he was trying to land a space shuttle… using a pool noodle!” Watch as the umbrella wins the fight, proving that sometimes, even the simplest tasks can humble the mighty.


Draft Dodging Drama: Bone Spurs and Google Searches ๐Ÿƒ‍♂️๐Ÿƒ


The roast heats up as comedians poke fun at Trump’s creative "escape routes" from military service. “Bone spurs overnight? Who knew there was a Google search for that!” Trump’s alleged draft-dodging got turned into a comedy masterclass, imagining him Googling how to develop “medical conditions” faster than his Twitter rants.


Imaginary Baseball Cards: Trump’s Fantasy League ⚾


Ever thought Trump could create a baseball league where he’s the MVP, the pitcher, the catcher, and the entire infield? You’re not alone. One comedian joked, “He probably has imaginary baseball cards with his face on every position – and he’s always the star.” Guess when you're that self-confident, you might as well win in every reality.

Dance Moves that Make Michael Jackson Cry ๐Ÿ•บ๐ŸŽค

And let’s not forget those… uh… distinctive dance moves. Whether it’s the awkward sway or the stiff shuffle, Trump's grooving has been compared to everything from a “malfunctioning robot” to “a cat on a hot tin roof.” Somewhere, Michael Jackson is shaking his head, asking, "Why, just why?"

Trump's Hair: A Sentient Being? ๐Ÿ’‡‍♂️

Comedians don’t miss a beat when it comes to Trump’s infamous hair. One suggested, “That hair might be the real president – it looks like it’s running the show!” Is it alive? Does it have opinions? All we know is, it's part of the Trump mystique.

The One Quirk that Left Comedians Speechless... ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

Finally, the roast wraps up with the one thing even comedians couldn't make fun of: Trump’s absolute refusal to admit mistakes. One comic summed it up: "No matter what, this guy never backs down. It's like watching someone miss a free throw over and over, but they keep telling you it was a slam dunk."

Whether you’re here for the umbrella fights, the dance floor disasters, or just to watch Trump get a good ribbing, this roast delivers all the comedy gold.

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